Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Lakbir Singh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I cam across the blog Of Art Harun and psoted below is one of his postings which i've found hilarious....nothin political but fo the fun of reading!!!

A farmer named Lakbir Singh was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in Bolehland when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young Malay man in an Armani suit, Gucci shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the farmer, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

Lakbir looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his iPad, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany . Within mere seconds, he receives an email on his iPhone 4 that the image has been processed and the data is stored.

He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his iPhone 4 and, after a few minutes, receives a response. Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the farmer and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Lakbir.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Lakbir says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a graduate from Oxford and a Member of Parliament for Umno," says Lakbir.

"Wow! That's correct," exclaims the yuppie with the customary Umno's Wow Factor, "But how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required," answered Lakbir. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, and to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter you are, and you don't know a thing about cows. This is a herd of sheep."

Now give me back my dog."

Friday, March 11, 2011

What a Billboard!!!

pagi tadik aku kluar dari rumah terus ternampak signboard kat atas nih....hahhahaha..jangan tergezut..sebenarnnya signboard ni depa pasang kat nigeria, tempat spesifiknya gua tak tau tapi cuba pikir2kan, klu2 depa pasang signboard cenggini kat msia...musti hebat punya lah!!!!!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

wonders of the web!!

yesterday could be one of the most happiest day in my life...as i already have a wonderful family which always makes me happy and elated all the time, my quest into thee cyber realm to renew my road tax for the kuda terbang and my driving licence had contributed to this current state of mind..it was all so easy and fast in which i managed to renew the road tax and licence within 5 minutes apart without even being have to queue and wait and right in the comfort of my office room..hhahhah, now its only the waiting for the items to be delivered to the house...MYEG Rocckkkkss!!!!!

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Pusat Bandar Puchong, a Foreigners Haven!!!

There is was at the Pusat Bandar Puchong (my previous home before shifting to Puchong Prima)as i brought Harvin to see the biggest turban i've ever seen so far (Dr Nirlaip) at Segara...didnt wanted to go inside the clinic so i opted to wait inside my kuda terbang (dunno why lately he is having such a hot temperament as his indicator keep rising, guess its due to his old age) and started to on the games ive installed in the mobile when i obviously noticed some scenarios at the place which i previously called home....there is a lots of Myanmar nationals lurking around at the shoplot pavements and doing some sort of thing one way or another...what i saw was 2 small tables which was conveniently placed at the entrances to the upper residential lots of the shops and they are peddling this dizzying and in the same time intoxicating (to a certain point) concoction of beetle nut, slaked lime (kapur sireh), sireh leaves (ive tried googling for english name but apparently there is any) some spices and GOD knows what into the mix...this concoction is very common with the Myanmar nationals (no matter woman or man) and some India mari fellas as you can notice from their reddish lips and tooth and also their frequent spitting ( this explains why some of the pavements at this place which im talking about is so stained and dirty) as it will give them some kick while chewing it during working hours or even during their siesta time...the funny thing is, if im not wrong this kinda thing is actually prohibited or not allowed to be sold openly in Malaysia as it is also equivalent to selling alcoholic drinks and kawasan2 yang sewaktu dengannya hence the restriction...i still remember years ago when i use to frequent some place is selayang when a friend used to live there, these scenario is very common as you can see hundreds of foreigners will be loitering around the shoplots nearby the pasar borong and you can see that some of them are actually thuggish and individuals with questionable characters, and of quite recent, this place was raided by the authorities (after thousands of complaints) and they managed to apprehend and even shot killed a notorious myanmarese drug lord (this news was publicised in the papers however the intensity was toned down for some apparent reason)....i am now pretty sure that left uncontrolled, PBP (pusat bandar Puchong) will eventually turn into similar nature with the pasar borong selayang area due to the rising numbers of these foreigners...

Whilst watching all these, enter the fray an Ah Beng character pasting the loans sharks stickers all over the tnb distribution box near the clinic i was waiting...this character seems to be very much engrossed in performing his professional duty without actually paying any heed to the surroundings and i was wandering this maybe due to the lack of enforcement or the duit kopi culture that is tainting the whole civil service of our country at the current moment...anyway, this is all just some rambling for you all to ponder and to make it interesting ive even attached some photographs for viewing.....